hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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