Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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