I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
