U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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