I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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