dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
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You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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