I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
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Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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