Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The uberlube is also flammable
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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