Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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