Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
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I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
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I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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