fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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