K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
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I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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