I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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