Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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