remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
