Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
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It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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