Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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