just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
i dont even know how to be here
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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