i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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