Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
