We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Another day, another engagement, another cat
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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