If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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