DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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