...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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