yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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