So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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