dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
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My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
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That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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