youre lurking in front of me
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
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Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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