Have you finally orgasmed yet?
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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