After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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