I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
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He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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