walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
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Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
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I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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