I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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