babies were throwing up all over the place
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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