After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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