I puked a lego.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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