How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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