He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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