she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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