I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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