fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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