I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
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She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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