All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
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So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
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He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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