so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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