we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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