how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
i out mim tonsoeep
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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