rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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