She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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