East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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