8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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