come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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