Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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