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Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****

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What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?

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Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!

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(586): Omg! Love it! Cant find L***** (734): What!!?? Like after last night you lost her? (586): Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts! http://tfl.nu/nyv8

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(917): View more from New York City

Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.

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(917): Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard. http://tfl.nu/xsvt

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.

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(505): I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously. http://tfl.nu/fpp3

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(563): View more from Iowa

when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.

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(563): when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle. http://tfl.nu/q5ra

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(519): View more from Ontario

her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs

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(519): her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs http://tfl.nu/0f09

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.

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(617): Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club. http://tfl.nu/jnj2

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(845): View more from New York

he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"

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(845): he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail" http://tfl.nu/o5gt

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(818): View more from California

She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.

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(818): She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on. http://tfl.nu/3dyc

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(954): View more from Florida

I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.

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(954): I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism. http://tfl.nu/aavm

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.

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(403): his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly. http://tfl.nu/boxe

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(206): View more from Washington

After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.

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(206): After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team. http://tfl.nu/bf8i

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(847): View more from Illinois

I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.

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(847): I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina. http://tfl.nu/tgoh

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(210): View more from Texas

I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.

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(210): I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted. http://tfl.nu/x81s

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(343): View more from Ontario

Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?

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Lol, last year was UNREAL

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(343): Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy? (1-343): Lol, last year was UNREAL http://tfl.nu/u4kx

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I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.

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(+57): I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird. http://tfl.nu/r46z

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