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drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?

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omg no way im finding him!

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he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.

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(215): drug dealer added me on facebook, win ? (1-215): omg no way im finding him! (215): he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke. http://tfl.nu/whoh

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(703): View more from Virginia

Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer

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(703): Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer http://tfl.nu/3upq

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(626): View more from California

you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay

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(626): you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay http://tfl.nu/yxo6

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(606): View more from Kentucky

He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk

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(606): He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk http://tfl.nu/slqk

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(956): View more from Texas

while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"

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(956): while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it" http://tfl.nu/f0so

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(970): View more from Colorado

just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?

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(970): just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast? http://tfl.nu/o6g0

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(217): View more from Illinois

not the best booty call

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did she squirt?

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only if tears count

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(217): not the best booty call (1-217): did she squirt? (217): only if tears count http://tfl.nu/kmd7

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(904): View more from Florida

Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day

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(904): Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day http://tfl.nu/vw4k

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After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.

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(715): After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted. http://tfl.nu/w4vl

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(913): View more from Kansas

If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.

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(913): If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on. http://tfl.nu/4zva

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(313): View more from Michigan

We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.

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Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.

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(313): We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up. (313): Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals. http://tfl.nu/39hn

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Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like

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(717): Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like http://tfl.nu/ufx0

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(734): View more from Michigan

The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?

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(734): The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low? http://tfl.nu/9f5e

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my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse

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(805): my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse http://tfl.nu/zkhh

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(585): View more from New York

I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?

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(585): I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here? http://tfl.nu/2f90

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