this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
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You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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