I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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