so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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