Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
