So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I would fuck him just for his dog
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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