I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
wow bdsm is so cute
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